I do miss George Bush. Compared to these teabaggers and the people who are pandering to them, he looks like a professor.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Neither care too much nor too little about the feedback of others.

The best smell in the world is that man that you love.

And she is remembering the words I put in her head...."You is kind, " she say, "you is smart. You is important.

He is only rich who owns the day. There is no king rich man fairy or demon who possesses such power as that.

Sometimes, the people who are helping you can drop the ball.

Human creativity is unlimited. It is the capacity of humans to make things happen which didn't happen before. Creativity provides the key to solving our social and economic problems.

When I was young, I knew William Burroughs really well. And William's secret desire, which he never quite did, was to write a straightforward detective novel.

You know what God told the Cubs? Don't do anything until I come back.

We're still just the world's premium brand of ape.

It is a quiet and peaceful place - and a fitting place for the remains of this greatest of sea tragedies to rest.