I do not allow my schooling to interfere with my education

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I NAME THIS LAND TOMORROW, FOR IT SHALL LAST FOREVERMORE!

When I played Lady Day, I took Aba onstage with me as a joke. He started singing—in tune!—and the audience loved it.Eartha Kitt, when asked what tricks her poodle did.

What other people may think of the rightness or wrongness is nothing in comparison to my own deep knowledge, my innate conviction that it was wrong.

Follow your bliss and don't be afraid, and doors will open where you didn't know they were going to be.

Calmness is always Godlike.

Three Spaniards four opinions.

A perfect method of adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.

Your thoughts are the architects of your destiny.

Love your neighbor, yet pull not down your hedge.

It always cracks me up when people try to impress God, because people don't have to impress God. He's already knocked out by you.