I do not belong to any political party because I am not a party to the wrongs they eventually do.

Treacherous people do not last only memories of their treason last.So will it last with emotions mixed, of love and hate for treacherous ones.

It’s really very difficult to understand a woman – actually it’s not she but he who is confused

People expect that they should be understood by you but seldom put in an effort to understand you.

Don't fall in love rise with it

Think and then think what you have thought. Is it really what you had thought. Think again.

The two great movers of the human mind are the desire of good and the fear of evil.

Love is in the air but the air is highly polluted

Long distance relationships through mobile communication generally becomes poor because of the weak signals and ends up due to jammed networks

Don't try to tell me what I am because I know what I am not

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others.

The rule for J.O.Y is Jesus, Others and You. You can’t have a perfect joy if all you think about is about how to groom your life!

Trust yourself and try not to get lured off course by conflicting opinions that don't seem to sit right with you.

My journey was not over, it was just beginning.

The one thing most important to anything else is to be happy.

On hearing about powerful love, respond, be moved like an aesthete. Only, fortunate as you've been, remember how much your imagination created for you.

Society must be made to operate in such a way that it eradicates once and for all the desire of a man to become richer, or wiser, or more powerful than others.

For the gods, instead of what is most pleasing, will give what is most proper. Man is dearer to them than he is to himself.

Life is a gift of the immortal Gods, but living well is the gift of philosophy.

Follow your dreams and work hard. There's no replacement for hard work, and that's true for any field. If you work hard at it, you're going to see the fruits of your labor, I guarantee it.

My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis.