I do not know whether there are gods, but there ought to be.

He has the most who is most content with the least.

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

Plato had defined Man as an animal, biped and featherless, and was applauded. Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it into the lecture-room with the words, "Behold Plato's man!"

I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.

He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a human."

It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.

One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings

Oh, Alan Ryves, " she said. "You're such a fantastic liar. You are the smoothest con man of them all.

You are organic, aren't you? Or am I talking to a statue again?

It was one of those perfect fall days when the air is cool enough to wake you up but the sun is also kissing your face.

Everyone we love builds a home in our heart. And when they are gone we spend eternity staring at their empty seat.

A running theme in my life is my inability to say no to anything.

Sexism is not inevitable. It's only about controlling reproduction and therefore controlling women.

Love never reasons, but profusely gives, Gives, like a thoughtless prodigal, its all, And trembles then, lest it has done too little.

Remember, intimacy increases with honesty. Share less to keep people away and more to draw them closer.

I like laughter around me.

Between knowledge of what really exists and ignorance of what does not exist lies the domain of opinion. It is more obscure than knowledge, but clearer than ignorance.