I do not see why man should not be as cruel as nature

If you wish the sympathy of the broad masses, you must tell them the crudest and most stupid things.

If you dont like a Rule... Just Follow it.. Reach on the Top.. and Change the Rule

I am sure that the Japanese, the Chinese and the peoples of Islam will always be closer to us than, for example, France, in spite of the fact that we are related by blood (...)

When You Are In The Light, Everything Follows You, But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesn't Follow You.

Terrorism is the best political weapon for nothing drives people harder than a fear of sudden death.

What luck, for governments, that the people are stupid!

If you win, you need not have to explain...If you lose, you should not be there to explain!

A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing - tender, sweet, and stupid.

Let me control the textbooks, and I will control the state.

Life is like a game, there could be many players. If you don't play with them, they'll play with you.

Get in the driving seat of your thoughts. You control them and they absolutely control your life.

We were a fast-growing company, and I was a demanding boss.

Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I'm gonna go get a cold beer and pour it down my pants.

Between the money and the illegal merchandise, Bones was getting millions. No wonder he laughed at my salary. -Cat

Good drama must be drastic.

Part of the blessing and challenge of being human is that we must discover our own true nature.

Order always weighs on the individual. Disorder makes him wish for the police or for death. These are two extreme circumstances in which human nature is not at ease.

If each of my words were a drop of water, you would see through them and glimpse what I feel: gratitude, acknowledgement.

I tried to visit Albania but I couldn't find it on the map.

I think a lot of people get into stand-up to be the center of attention, which is perfectly legitimate. But I think I got in there to be heard.