I do not spoil women. ... I don't send them flowers and gifts. . . . I'm saving those gestures until I am an unpleasant old man who must resort to bribery to win a woman's synthetic affections.

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

I am annoyed by individuals who are embarrassed by pauses in a conversation. To me, every conversational pause refreshes.

It's not that it's so good with money, but that it's so bad without it.

Every well-thought-out rebuttal to dogma, every scrap of intelligent logic, every absurdist reduction of some bullying stance is the antidote.

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours.

Hope that, in future, all is well, everyone eats free, no one must work, all just sit around feeling love for one another.

Live. Let nothing be lost upon you. Be afraid of nothing.

Dear world, I am leaving because I am bored.

Acting is like roller skating. Once you know how to do it, it is neither stimulating nor exciting.

I am a reformed Catholic. I'm a Buddhist in other words.

Life challenges are unavoidable. We only need to develop new strategies overcome every challenge. And by faith we can graciously triumph.

Lecturing Brooks was as useful as lecturing a cat.

Tears are often the telescope by which men see far into heaven.

It's better to waste money, than it is to waste time. You can always get more money.

Brutality to an animal is cruelty to mankind - it is only the difference in the victim.

It was very liberating to be able to sing in English. It had a different resonance, different images. It was like being a stranger in a foreign land, which was helpful.

To withdraw ourselves from the law of the strong, we have found ourselves obliged to submit to justice. Justice or might, we must choose between these two masters.

Religion supports and perpetuates the social organization it reflects.

Read over your compositions and whenever you meet with a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out.

The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.