I do remember vividly sometime after puberty when I'd answer the phone at home and the callers began to say, 'Hi, Bill!' That's when I knew Dad and I had the same voice.

When youre young, the blue blazer feels like a grown-up costume.

Sometimes @BrookeShields rolls into your party dressed as a Christmas tree, carrying a bucket of KFC. pic.twitter.com/DTtZkZY4cB

Nashville, man. That's the place to be.

I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it.

I hope I pass on my dad's good humor, work ethic and lack of self-seriousness. Our house was always a fun place where you'd get knocked around quickly if you took yourself too seriously.

My dad was always fascinated and amused by Trump, so I learned to be fascinated and amused by Trump.

I'm not a huge luck guy. I think you make your own luck. I don't really believe in some other force making your own luck.

I never drink coffee, can you believe that? Works in morning television, doesn't drink coffee.

I was a big Dave Winfield guy growing up.

Guy Fieri's hair is the front lawn to hell.

Genuineness is often sacrificed in order to showcase the author's control over the form and subject matter, the end result technically sound but emotionally cold.

Now she knew living was just a brief hiatus, a blip really, in the infinite line of nothingness that composed that shadowy realm of the unknown. It could stop at any time.

The worship of reason is arrogance and betrays a lack of intelligence. The rejection of reason is cowardice and betrays a lack of faith.

It is impossible to trap modern physics into predicting anything with perfect determinism because it deals with probabilities from the outset.

Maybe, I want her to do anything she wants, but I hope her interest in singing stays high.

It's been a mystery to me and a disappointment why conversation about health care reform hasn't turned more attention to the subject of food.

A lot of the guys were like that - Oscar Pettiford - they just took me under their wing, and that's why I automatically help young people. I just love it, because they did that for me.

My desire is to make what haste I can to be gone.

Now the baby's in the trash heap balling.

Civilization is like a thin layer of ice upon a deep ocean of chaos and darkness.