I do see your point, but to me, I'm just a mouse compared to the President of the United States.

You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact.

Nobody with a victim mentality will get anywhere. Ever. They will never succeed.

I feel lucky that I'm working at all. I don't take any job for granted. I enjoy this. It's all enjoyable for me. It's all part of it.

The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes.

I would love to have a part opposite a great actor - like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman. And to work with a top director. That's my dream.

My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh.

If you build it, nerds will come.

I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs.

Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.

Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me.

Only you can take inner freedom away from yourself, or give it to yourself. Nobody else can.

Change is not always easy when patterns in our lives have existed so long.

Order is a slippery thing: it's in the eyes of the beholder and the judgments of the powerful. Safety is clearer: it's freedom from violence and intrusion.

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts.

Scott Wilson (Hershel) is a god among men

There is so much to teach, and the time goes so fast.

It is possible to modify your awareness to perceive what plants perceive, birds, beings in the astral, the causal.

There are two great rules of life: never tell everything at once.

Our character is determined by what we do if every restraint were removed.

All I can say is what I've always said: If you break your leg, stop thinking about dancing and start decorating the cast.