I do seem to look like a lot of people.

I think it's almost an indulgence to focus on the dark side of things. And as you get older, you want to focus on the positive.

There are some people who only know me for cornflakes ads, and that's fine. I have a charmed life.

I'm prone to a more depressed outlook on life.

I'm a very, very handsome man, and have had to come to terms with it... um, do I like the way I look? In the right light, and with a following wind.

When you're doing stand-up, you can comment if something fails, get a laugh from that.

I don't think any of my kids would have a good word to say about me. I think they deny that they even know me. At school, they pretend they are Anton du Beke's kids.

I just look like someone with a long face. Not just A. P. McCoy himself, but some of the horses he rides.

If you're a comedian, you are looking for material in daily life.

I would have to say my earthy sensuality - although I should point out that the backs of my calves are exemplary and my upper inner thigh is a delight.

I still have lots of friends from my pre-success days.

Love this in the film, “Velvet Goldmine” it captures the excitement and the thrill at the moment of discovery!

The presidents against Congress, the Senate is against the House, people are against politicians, and I'm against cats in the house.

I'm sorry, I don't listen to country music.

I have a multivolume history of the world from the 19th century that begins with Noah's flood as though it's as historical a fact as the rise and fall of Rome.

Real peace is more than the absence of war; it is an absence of the causes of war.

The more cash that builds up in the treasury, the greater the pressure to piss it away.

If I could write a novel while I'm walking, I probably would.

A false science makes atheists, a true science prostrates men before the Deity

Strong and content I travel the open road.

The cube and the sphere are the sole working tools of creation