I do talk about celebrity relationships like Kim Kardashian's. I like to find the humor in love.

One of my dreams was to change the way women of color were seen on television.

I was a latchkey kid, so when I saw the 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, ' that showed me that there was a different type of lifestyle out there. I was curious about it and amazed about it.

Even when I was an engineer, I was a comic on my job. At birthday and holiday parties, I was the one scheduling and emceeing. If you work on your gift, and you're good, it will shine through.

I couldn't be where I am today if I had children. My focus would be on my children and home. And you can do it later in life.

No effort is every wasted.

I don’t believe one reads to escape reality. A person reads to confirm a reality he knows is there, but which he has not experienced.

The depressed person is a radical, sullen atheist.

But wherever there is man, there must be some sort of route

Alice wondered if her mother was aware that she wasn’t the only one in town who’d come down with a bad case of Blueberry Fever.

When we try to pick out any­thing by itself, we find it hitched to every­thing else in the Uni­verse.

Multiplying my age by 2 in my head/I'm a grandfather. Or Dead.

Barbarians are all alike... sit up half the night to discuss anything a Roman says.

Forgiveness is the reason for the crucifixion, and the crucifixion is the reason for the Incarnation.

I have a deep love for life and my fellow human beings. I try to understand everything that everybody does, even if it seems wrong to me.