I do think of emotions as being on a circular path, so you can feel terrible and terrible and terrible, and then all of a sudden it becomes quite funny.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Be the light you want to attract, and darkness will have no spell over you. Darkness is dispelled by light.

Her dark hair was scattered and its beauty stung his eyes like smoke and ate into his heart.

Just be yourself to change everything.

It is a sound like loneliness—enough to let you know you’re there, but not enough to fill you with life.

The slogan of Hell: Eat or be eaten. The slogan of Heaven: Eat and be eaten.

If you are different from the rest of the flock, they bite you

It is only the inferior thinker who hastens to explain the singular and the complex by the primitive shortcut of supernaturalism.

You must market your marketing.

Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges.

Lady, with me, with me thy fortune lies.