I do think people are definitely sick of the Kardashians.

James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards.

I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise.

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?

The trouble with denial is that when the truth comes, you aren't ready.

Moral action – humble and honest – is the tribute that power must at some point pay to reason.

With people you can never tell, Will they have changed when next we meet? But here in my dear old home at least, The plums still smell as sweet. / 人はいさ 心も知らず ふるさとは 花ぞ昔の 香ににほひける

I love being physical, but I don't have any desire to prove myself.

Competition is pretty much the essence of everything, it gives humans drive.

We are coming out of a century that was taught that one way of looking at the world, that one form of behavior, is as valid as another. The idea of true evil has been blown away.

There is a big difference between the lower samadhis and the upper samadhis, like the difference between the Sierras and the Himalayas.

An actor only has his own understanding and experience to work with.

If you love an addle egg as well as you love an idle head, you would eat chickens i' th' shell.

Yon foaming flood seems motionless as ice;Its dizzy turbulence eludes the eye,Frozen by distance.