I do think the standards of the media have dropped to an all-time low in terms of credibility.

I have balls the size of grapefruits and come this Sunday, you'll be spitting out the seeds.

You need to surround yourself with quality human beings that are intelligent and have a vision.

You can rise above it. This country gives you opportunity if you want to take it, so don't blame your environment. I look down on people who use their environment as a crutch.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

That crossover of whether it's entertainment or news is the biggest crock of b.s. in television today, because it's all entertainment.

From a person standpoint, the old expression of what doesn't kill you makes you stronger is somewhat true.

I'm not afraid of failing. I don't like to fail. I hate to fail. But I'm not afraid of it.

I think my idea of retirement might be to one day work a 40-hour week.

If I like you, I'm going to tell you. I'm a hugger, even with men: I'm just very deep.

The chances of you winning are the same as the chances of HELL freezing over.

We will drink what we thirst for and eat what we hunger for if we allow ourselves to be used for what we were created for!

But the new generation had tasted the wine of philosophy

When you have high expectations of yourself, you can achieve greatness.

I can't live without my smartphone, but I really geek on coding. It's not so much technology that I like, but puzzle solving.

And why should he interest himself at all in my moral and intellectual capacities: what is it to him what I think and feel?' I asked myself. And my heart throbbed in answer to the question.

Take sides. Neutrality always serves the oppressor and never the oppressed.

I'd like to rid myself of writing, to surrender, to release the venom. And hopefully at some point, I'll be a happy, well-adjusted guy and I'll have no need for all that 'art.'

Humanity must have a speed of advance higher than the speed of advance of cosmic disasters or big global catastrophes!

Have friends, not for the sake of receiving, but of giving.

I started doing standup when I was in college, and I would incorporate a lot of characters into my act.