I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

I have always found that actively lovingsaves one from a morbid preoccupationwith the shortcomings of society.

They may try to stop you by their words and deeds, but like air you will rise above it all. You are unstoppable

So holding many factors constant, we find that living in a civilization reduces one’s chances of being a victim of violence fivefold.

I don't know why divorce happens, but it does. Embracing it means stepping into the unknown future with a known God and trusting that He will be with you the entire way.

The reality is we are 0-3. The reality is that we can still be a very good football team. We need to show that on Monday night.

So many movies are so formulaic because you've got to get it done in an hour and a half. On a TV series, that's where the really interesting stuff can happen.

God let it be known that it is better to give than to receive, but a lot of people failed to get the message.

The law of your mind is the law of belief. This means to believe in the way your mind works, to believe in belief itself.

Communications are better now than in my Vietnam days.

It was one thing to go into battle with confidence, another to believe the foe so easily defeated.