I do what I can do when I can do it.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

The idea that creative endeavor and mind-altering substances are entwined is one of the great pop-intellectual myths of our time.

Count all things loss for the excellence of the knowledge of Christ Jesus

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.

I love great acting, as nerdy as that sounds.

There's no limit to how complicated things can get, on account of one thing always leading to another.

We are all quick to point out all the differences but not as willing to accept what bonds us as humans.

If we are meticulously careful with the use of the days, the years will take care of themselves.

Limitations can be hugely creative and hugely inspiring - so long as they are the ones you choose for yourself.

You only need a few good stocks in your lifetime. I mean how many times do you need a stock to go up ten-fold to make a lot of money? Not a lot.

It's strange how pain marks our faces, and makes us look like family.