I don't always believe in God, but, I believe something is amiss.

Humanity is a very interesting phenomenon. If you peel back the layers, if you're brave enough, you realize it's something that's not for the faint of heart-" Angel M.B. Chadwick

Happiness is a fantasy that real people know doesn't exist.

Sometimes I wonder why I exist with all my vast knowledge, while others exist longer with their clichés.

We are civilized animals doing uncivilized things.

I'm off the rails, tipping the scales, following the trail, delving into my own custom made form of outer space.

I don't like to sugarcoat, it can cause an addiction to B.S.

In the world of so-called villains, what we need is not another hero. What we need is to stop the influx of people who dress themselves as menaces and proceed to harm others.

I need some meaning I can memorize. The kind I have always seems to slip my mind.

I make fun of people who are religious, because they're fundamentally weak.

Negotiations are a euphemism for capitulation if the shadow of power is not cast across the bargaining table.

Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner.

Government should work to insure the rights of the individual, not plot to take them away.

I want to have my face look like Brad Pitt. Then I'll be with Jennifer Aniston and then Angelina Jolie. Then the real Brad Pitt will come in, and we'll have a Brad Pitt face-off.

My approach is neither of attachment nor of detachment, but of simple understanding.

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.

Gardening imparts an organic perspective on the passage of time.