I don't always know how to communicate. I think I get a bit unfiltered and a bit strange to people.

God knows, I never want to hurt someone's feelings.

The only time he cries is if he’s hungry. We all have nipples. I don’t care who I offend; my baby wants to eat. If I can’t get a cover over me quick enough, so be it.

I used to wear a lot of red lipstick, and when I got a pimple, I'd cover it up with eyeliner to turn it into a beauty mark.

I have no fears when it comes to my hair or clothes.

A wedding is such a girl thing.

My first crush was Spock. I thought it didn't get any better than Spock.

I have very little faith that I'll ever find someone. I've had some bad luck and I've made some bad choices - not in men, but in how I've chosen to deal with relationships.

I'm pretty much a loner and I've lived under the radar.

I'm flatchested, I'm short, I'm brunette, I have droopy eyes, and so people have a hard time casting me as a 'beauty.'

I don't like slugs and tentacles and calamari or anything. Actually, tentacles made me turn into a vegetarian in high school. I'm not anymore, but in high school, we were dissecting squid.

Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice.

Self-reverence self-knowledge self-control - these three alone lead to sovereign power.

Take heed of the Vinegar of sweet Wine, and the Anger of Good-nature.

Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff.

Theater is dangerously open to repetition. Its exciting when you hit on a new way.

We Batchelors laugh and shew our teeth, but you married men laugh till your hearts ake.

You fellows ever thought of hiring out as a Christmas lights crew? You’d make a fortune.

In truth, ayahuasca is the television of the forest.

There's music that can affect people in their lives, and they will always relate to the point that they heard it and experienced it, either if you're playing it or you're receptive, as an audience.

The Eagle, he was lord above