I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.

People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.

Cesto kazemo da smo emotivno nedostupni, ali nas pogled prevari i kaze da smo uvek dostupni.

It is as if the angels had just done their laundry and, owning no other wealth than love, they are always clothed in the same light, worn transparent from so many washings.

Make it easy for your customers to do talk to you.

My parents had very high expectations. They expected me to get straight A's from the time I was in kindergarten.

She began to feel like the plastic doll she had been named after, without even a hole where her mouth was supposed to be.

Watch out where the Huskies go And don't you eat that yellow snow

Be like a flower and turn your face to the sun.

I am hesitant to say this about [Barack] Obama. Obama is a bad man in terms of the Constitution.

When people believe in you, you can do miraculous things.

War has crossed out the day and replaced it with horror, and now horrors are unfolding instead of days.