I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

The simple truth is that the truth does not exist

The gift of sobriety is clarity and a sense of connection - and travel only enhances that.

I paint with my back to the world

In war, the stronger overcomes the weaker. In business, the stronger imparts strength to the weaker.

F.D.R. had to deal with Southern segregationists - and outright racists - who held power in Congress, so he had to yield to that power in order to get his New Deal legislation passed.

If it’s meant for me, it will be.' Those words are my mantra in life, and it has never let me down.

[Humans] don't just survive; they discover; they create. ... I mean, just look at what they do with food!

Nothing sinister. Just getting exercise. Although some might consider that sinister.

The more competitive value of the dollar turned around the trade deficit.

The future is dark, which is the best thing the future can be, I think.