I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution.

As a teenager I went all Goth, but I wasn't mopey enough. I would pretend to be, but I'd end up making people laugh.

I've never felt like I needed to change. I've always thought, 'If you want somebody different, pick somebody else.'

There’s a greatness in not caring what people think

Hollywood wants to make women so perfect. Perfect hair. Perfect job. Perfect manners... I know some of the most beautiful women, and they are so weird. That's what makes them funny and captivating.

I watch HGTV like a maniac, and when it's bad, it's like some crazy college guy watching a football game.

You just have to say, 'It’s pretty damn good. I am right here at the moment and I’m OK with it. I've got other things to think about.'

Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she's like, 'I could be another three pounds less; I could be a little taller and have bigger lips.'

It's like I'm managing to achieve all this success in spite of my affliction ... Would you ever put that in the headline for a male star?

I could eat healthier, I could drink less. I should be learning another language and working out more, but I'm just always saying, 'Ah, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.'

When someone really believes in what they're saying, but it's crazy, it's like my favorite thing on earth.

And what is that thing which you promise to provide?- 'The beauty of the soul and the simplicity of happiness', he replied.

Once you reach the summit of your own heart you will see beauty is everywhere.

There is a New America every morning when we wake up. It is upon us whether we will it or not.

Presidents cannot always kick evil-minded persons out of the front door. Such persons are often selected by the electors to represent them.

Make linking to the rest an essential part of what you do best.

Humor is a prelude to faith and laughter is the beginning of prayer.

It's always been colossally important to me that my books should be well received in India. It's where I come from.

Real pain can alone cure us of imaginary ills. We feel a thousand miseries till we are lucky enough to feel misery.

My son doesn't know how flawed I am, how flawed we are. He still likes us so much, and that's so incredible to be around.

I was nine-years-old when I first put on skates.