I don't believe in God. So I'm a non-believer in the non-visible. I'm a believer in us; in humans.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

It is only when we forget our learning, do we begin to know.

Are you preparing yourself today for a better tomorrow? If not, how can you dare to live a better tomorrow?

Glee! The great storm is over!

To God on whom we rely knows what suffering is all about- not merely in the way that God knows everything, but by experience.

These old knights are more cunning than you think, or they would never have lived to see their first grey hair.

The State calls its own violence, law; but that of the individual, crime.

Politics should be about politics, not tribal ties

He that hath deserved hanging may be glad to escape with a whipping.

No cloud can overshadow a true Christian but his faith will discern a rainbow in it.

Iraq's always been very secular.