I don't believe in Heaven or anything. But I want to be the kind of person that qualifies for entry anyway.

The natural state of the football fan is bitter disappointment, no matter what the score.

Record stores can't save your life. But they can give you a better one.

It's brilliant, being depressed; you can behave as badly as you like.

I suddenly had a little epiphany: all the books we own, both read and unread, are the fullest expression of self we have at our disposal.

I fell in love with football as I was later to fall in love with women: suddenly, inexplicably, uncritically, giving no thought to the pain or disruption it would bring with it.

For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.

It's a mystery of human chemistry and I don't understand it, some people, as far as their senses are concerned, just feel like home.

Hard is trying to rebuild yourself, piece by piece, with no instruction book, and no clue as to where all the important bits are supposed to go.

It's no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn't even speak to each other if they met at a party.

Radio football is football reduced to its lowest common denominator.

All of us need to be constantly reminded it takes a heap of living and loving to make a house a home.

I am conscious of my inability to grasp, in all its details and positive developments, any very large portion of human knowledge.

Public reformers had need first practice on their own hearts that which they purpose to try on others.

Theory regards this opening as incorrect, but it is impossible to agree with this. Out of the five tournament games played by me with the King's Gambit, I have won all five.

There's more danger in the violence you don't face.

Muslims (companions) misunderstood the speech of the Prophet on the day of Ghadeer.

Five minutes of today are worth as much to me, as five minutes in the next millennium. Let us be poised, and wise, and our own, today.

You know the best thing about competition? There's this whole strategy game, and when it all works out its like solving that hard math equation. You finally get the answer and you're so happy.

Atheism: the religion devoted to the worship of one's own smug sense of superiority.

For me, choreography is a process of physical thinking. It's very much in mind as well as in body.