I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

Our mind has its own ideal time, which is no other but the consciousness of the progressive development of our beings.

Heaven and earthbegin in the unnamed:name’s the motherof the ten thousand things.

The need to prove who you are will vanish once you know who you are.

True friendship is a plant of slow growth.

Portraiture keeps me humble. It's simple and straightforward. There is nothing more interesting I can make up than the figure sitting right in front of me.

People have to carry on because if you don't the violence wins. We need to keep incentivising our youths to stop this vicious cycle.

I'm not really the nurturer type.

Perenelle shuddered. "You know I hate leprechauns more than almost anything.

An armed society is a polite society.

Sales = income. The reason so many people have low incomes is that they are poor at selling.