I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

You're an infinite soul, a spark of Consciousness, and your perception is a creative decision you're continuously making.

I see in Jesus not only the supreme act of humility in God, but the supreme act of humanity in God.

I was unable to throw myself in the ocean, ” she writes, the handwriting more erratic as the painkillers seep into every cell, shutting out lights in empty rooms.

I studied his face, and as I did, I realized that he was studying me, our thoughts tangling in mid-air for a moment.

Innovation is the creation and delivery of new customer value in the marketplace.

We are not only a civilization of amateur photographers; we are amateur curators, editors, and publishers.

The common practice of keeping up appearances with society is a mere selfish struggle of the vain with the vain.

Prayer is not just something on our to-do list; it's the breath of our soul.

I love hats! I collect vintage ones - I find them at antique shops in Kansas.

Wit and humor belong to genius alone.