I don't believe in diets.

Never assume someone is smarter than you.

All I ever wanted to do was be able to pay my rent.

It doesn’t matter what anybody else thinks of your life. All that matters is what you think of it, and what you decide to make of it.

I'm always in my pajamas, unless I know for a fact that people are taking my picture.

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments.

I like to look nice, but I'm not marketing being beautiful.

I have the most beautiful daughter in the world and I'm grateful for her.

You cannot show people only the petals and not the thorns. It's not fair to them.

I realized that there are no certainties in life. You can't manipulate fate.

Faith, culture, structure and guidance are good things.

Dismantle your friend to see how he behaves. If he smiles with a beautiful grin, then take him back, he's worthy to be called a friend.

Be kind to all beings, this is more meritorious than bathing at the sixty-eight sacred shrines of pilgrimage and donating money.

Perpetual prosperity comes to those who help others.

Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun

In paganism light is mixed with darkness, and religion and truth are blended with superstition and error.

Stupidity is not my strong suit.

What is The Subconscious to every other man, in its creative aspect becomes, for writers, The Muse.

Look for all the world like you're counting the brain cells in his cranium.

Make your judgments and then you don't have to worry about it. You're always going to have those people who are offended about every little thing.

Sure, I could of done it different... put my clown in a closet and dressed up in straight clothing. I could of compromised my essence, and swallowed my soul.