I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

I don't judge others. I say if you feel good with what you're doing, let your freak flag fly.

If I were to construct a God I would furnish Him with some way and qualities and characteristics which the Present lacks.

He has returned from Italy a greater bore than ever he bores on architecture painting statuary and music.

If you work hard, it will pay off.

Your friends will determine the quality and direction of your life.

Abraham Lincoln was the father of a nation and had enormous beliefs that stood well.

Dark-green and gemm'd with flowers of snow, With close uncrowded branches spread Not proudly high, nor meanly low, A graceful myrtle rear'd its head.

My assistants generally do all the flowers and all of the decorative work. I concentrate on the figure.

She danced the dance of flames and fire, and the dance of swords and spears; she danced the dance of stars and the dance of space, and then she danced the dance of flowers in the wind.

Valentine's Day's not for men.

Best way to rob a bank is to own one.