I don't believe in guilty pleasures. If you enjoy something, there's nothing guilty about it.

I love little Peter Pan collars and little puff sleeves.

I never underestimate the power of hot rollers for your hair and eyelash curlers for your eyelashes.

No one cares what you ate for breakfast. Unless it's something really spectacular, don't tweet me your breakfast, I don't care.

I know so many people who actually just watch television on their computers now and don't even really watch their TV anymore.

My mother accidentally gave me food poisoning. She fed me baby carrots for a snack before Christmas dinner - but they had expired in June! I threw up for the next 24 hours.

Every episode has a purpose to move the story forward.

Becoming a mom allowed me to just relax in a way I never had before. I used to care a lot about what I looked like in public or what people thought of me. I care at least 40 percent less now.

I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid, and was always doing bits for my friends and family.

I'm actually incapable of lying. I'm like a parody of a person who can't lie.

I love my nose! I was so nervous when I got pregnant that I was going to get that weird nose spread that you sometimes see pregnant ladies get.

With a philosophy education, one can infuriate his peers, intimidate his date, think of obscure, unreliable ways to make money, and never regret a thing.

It was a glorious illusion and she fell asleep before it ended.

One can't reason away regret-it's a bit like falling in love, falling into regret.

You cannot become what you already are.

I went through the standard scientific atheist phase when I was about 14. I bought into that package deal of science equals atheism.

My mum brought me up to think that personal happiness is more important than your family.

Republicans campaign like Libertarians and govern like Democrats.

Full purse makes no noise.

Tidied all my papers. Tore up and ruthlessly destroyed much. This is always a great satisfaction.

Autumn is a reminder that while the leaves die and fall, there will always be Spring, a chance to replenish and be reborn again. We all have the opportunity to replenish ourselves, to be reborn.