I don't believe in religious tests, and I don't believe my religion is all that important to the people I represent. And I think there's too much religion in politics.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

If you never bump into the devil, it’s because you’re going in the same direction.

you know this means that what we did-what we almost did in Paris-" "Going to the Eiffel Tower?

Money to a writer is time to write.

I'm completely uninhabited.

A man's presence suggests what he is capable of doing to you or for you. By contrast, a woman's presence... defines what can and cannot be done to her.

The makers of '21 and Over' have been screening it, and I'm getting a lot of comparisons to a young Vince Vaughn.

People are more interested in ideas than dress.

All you could do was take on as much weight as you can bear. And if you're lucky, there's someone close enough by to shoulder the rest.

My own military background is wholly un-distinguished. I was a sergeant.