I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

Let our information and social technologies raise awareness and not propaganda, build connections and not passive-aggression.

I always wondered what the 4 letters in LIFE stands for. I now understand that they stand for: Little Interesting Facts Everyday.

What if I can't ever be who you want me to be? What if I keep letting you down?

Time has been given to us as a sacred covenant, that if wasted will haunt us throughout eternity, in the form of regret

To be a husbandman, is but a retreat from the city; to be a philosopher, from the world; or rather, a retreat from the world, as it is man's, into the world, as it is God's.

Human beings tend not to spend money on health preventionally. We tend to spend it on top treatment.

The French courage proceeds from vanity

The human heart is so delicate and sensitive that it always needs some tangible encouragement to prevent it from faltering in its labour.

Lexicography is a chastening as well as an illuminating and fascinating art.

I really like Nicki Minaj. I think she's great.