I don't believe that aliens exist, but I do believe that any new facts can strengthen foundation of my belief.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

I made the mistake of working at the world's largest telescopes and now show classic health degradation that is associated with that biologically toxic environment.

Maybe I’d lost something. Maybe I’d lost a lot—more, even, than I could suffer—but I still had my own self. And lonesome as I might be, wasn’t no force on Earth or from above what could make me less.

Today and every day, live and lead the memory you want to leave behind.

Black graffiti on a black helicopter.

Westerns pop up every so often, everybody does a western and then they all die.

You don't even have to hate to have a perfectly miserable time.

This customer service person doesn't understand that this bill was paid and I am not going to pay it again.

I am fortunate in that I am motivated to do what I do by just a really goofy desire to do it. Maybe I have demons that are hidden away someplace, and I'll discover mine someday.

My novels come from within me; they are things I feel I want to do.

Fame, like the river, is narrowest where it is bred, and broadest afar off.