I don't believe there is any finer mission on earth than just to make people laugh.

I have more folds than an origami convention.

I've never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck in a door-way or stuck in a chair.

I don't weigh a pound over one hundred and eighty and, what's more, I never did.

One lie has the power to tarnish a thousand truths.

Violent overthrow of the revolution is revolutionary, and compromise with the revolution is revolutionary.

A wise son maketh a glad father.

It was considered oh, not proper for children to go to the movies.

My son is everything to me. He's the reason why I get up and I work out the way I work out and train the way that I train. He changed everything about me, so he was a blessing.

Human beings are fundamentally good.

As for Instagram, I follow about 100 people, but I am not interested in what a designer is doing or what a friend of a friend is doing. I upload my photos on Instagram.

I thought I was learning about show business. The more painful it was, the more important I thought the experience must be. Hating it, I convinced myself it must be invaluable.

Phantoms in general are nothing more than trifling disorders of the spirit; images we cannot contain within the bounds of sleep.

If anyone does not refrain from the love of money, he will be defiled by idolatry and so be judged as if he were one of the heathen.