I don't believe there is anything like a natural golf swing. A golf swing is an unnatural thing, and it has to be developed.

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.

Every day that you don't practice is one day longer before you achieve greatness

The most important shot in golf is the next one.

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

If you can't outplay them, outwork them.

Why that would be like challenging Bing Crosby to a singing contest,wouldn't it

Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf.

There are no shortcuts in the quest for perfection.

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.

Do not repeat after me words that you do not understand. Do not merely put on a mask of my ideas, for it will be an illusion and you will thereby deceive yourself.

Nothing thwarts happiness so much as the memory of happiness.

Art speaks to everyone but some people don't listen.

As far as we could tell, the face of the revolution was a sea of embroidering women, patiently waiting the resignation of their repressive governor.

And New Year's Eve is very, very important to me.

Bombs fall and wipe out civilization as we know it, two things come up out of the ashes: roaches and F-150s.

To be a biographer is a somewhat peculiar endeavor. It seems to me it requires not only the tact, patience, and thoroughness of a scholar but the stamina of a horse.

Helping raise money for kids - there's nothing better than that.

One of my interests in music has always been what it means, why it affects us the way it does.

Fiction has always evoked pictures and provoked ideas and sounds in my mind.