I don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can't completely ignore.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Winter is a season we all wish to start and end soon.

We do not need, and indeed never will have, all the answers before we act ... It is often through taking action that we can discover some of them.

I think we all realize that anyone can - and has - gotten AIDS. So there's obviously still a lot to be done.

It's just one day, one twenty-four-hour period to get yourself through. - Adam

Yeah you can have a word," said Harry savagely. "Good-bye.

I rejected the armed struggle because, as a Christian, I am committed to a nonviolent and peaceful struggle. But people take their own initiatives, because it is a Lebanon type of situation here.

I really like my doctors. Some of them I love. I trust them.

You know my faithfulness to you, never can another own my heart, never - never - never...

Sometimes it’s more noble to tell a small lie than to deliver a painful truth.

I'm never quite sure what I'm looking for in a comic book! It just jumps off the page somehow and hits you square between the eyeballs and you know that's the artist for the story.