I don't believe you really know God if you do not recognize His sense of humor.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

I'm sorry I hurt your hand...with my face."-Bobby Pendragon

You've got to have models in your head and you've got to array you experience - both vicarious and direct - onto this latticework of mental models.

Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.

Thinking visually is my starting point, and then the writing happens.

I think it was the right time for me to retire because nowadays tennis is too incredibly fast and you can say that my style tennis went out of fashion.

Labels don't mean anything to me. I'm trying to play as passionately as I'm able to. If they want to call that cool, that's fine. Just spell the name right, is the formula.

Curious, how one remembered Christmas. Perhaps because other days might appeal to the head, but this one appealed to the heart.

I guess a certain amount of temperament is expected of Chess geniuses

So live with men as if God saw you and speak to God, as if men heard you.

Today is the first and last day of forever.