I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Do not forget to love yourself.

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey.

I'm confident. Some people don't like confidence. They resent confidence.

John Stockton is one of the true marvels, not just of basketball, or in America, but in the history of Western Civilization!

If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in.

We call it the 'Rule of Crappy People'. Bad managers hire very, very bad employees, because they're threatened by anybody who is anywhere near as good as they are.

But glittering prizes and endless compromises, Shatter the illusion of integrity...

I kind of peak at how far I can push my body, and then I run out of determination for the habit and start easing off. It's really just a lack of focus and discipline.

Death's not a separation or alteration or parting; it's just a one-handled door.