I don't care if New York avoided bankruptcy by substituting tourism for the garment business.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Optimistic curiosity and persistent goal oriented action bring more success than anything else.

Sometimes love them more than you, but just make sure you love yourself too.

The second level of prayer is seeking.

Bonhoeffer did not expect his life to be a tidy edifice of perfection.

I will be leaving my great business in total in order to fully focus on running America.

Jeremy Clarkson is rather charming, but I can't stomach his public persona. I don't like his casual racism and casual misogyny.

the law, like art, is always vainly racing to catch up with experience.

Why waste a sentence saying nothing?

Not our Logical, Mensurative faculty, but our Imaginative one is King over us; I might say, Priest and Prophet to lead us heavenward; or Magician and Wizard to lead us hellward.