I don't care if it doesn't make a nickel. I just want every man, woman, and child in America to see it.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

A hospital is no place to be sick.

Ninety percent of the art of living consists of getting along with people you cannot stand.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus.

Livvy noted there seemed some communal feeling between the married: any wife could be faintly rude to anyone else's husband.

There are no war stories. I ended up a bombardier, but I never got overseas. And it wasn't because I was playing baseball either. It was just a series of things that went on.

Change, of course, is growth, and anything that is not growing is either paralysed or it's not alive, because that's life; we always change and we grow.

There is, in fact, no law or government at all; and it is wonderful how well things go on without them.

Caroline says as she gets up from the floor, you can hit me all you want to, but I don't love you anymore.

We will see the presence of angels and we will see an intensification of miracles around the world.

Some people think that as the Chinese economy becomes more and more capitalistic it will inevitably become more democratic

I thought, how do you confuse violent Russian mobsters? Well, by being silly!

There are two things for which animals are to be envied: they know nothing of future evils, or of what people say about them.