I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

Do not dare not to dare.

Knowledge never grows old

You were meant to be right here right now...so make the most of it!

Of all the judgments we pass in life, none is more important than the judgment we pass on ourselves.

You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.

You can be invincible, if you enter into no contest in which it is not in your power to conquer.

There's a metaphor for the American public in here," Gansey murmered darkly, "but it escapes me at the moment.

Skills are freedom. Get skilled up!

In the Lord's service the path is not always easy... But in serving Him, we discover that His hand is truly over us.

I also think it's very important to consider how the food will feel to the person eating it.