I don't care what anybody says. The first tournament is not the hardest one to win. It's always the second one.

I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.

I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening as most beers. If I cut back on beer, though, I'd look anorexic.

I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been since high school.

I hit the ball as hard as I can. If I can find it, I hit it again.

Life is nothing but a memory. People who dwell on the bad ones aren't going to have a whole lot of good ones coming up.

This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke?

There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat.

I enjoy the oohs! and aahs! from the gallery when I hit my drives. But I'm getting pretty tired of the awws! and uhhs! when I miss the putt.

My slogan is who needs fitness when you've got great equipment.

I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.

But when one does not complain, and when one wants to master oneself with a tyrant’s grip — one’s faculties rise in revolt — and one pays for outward calm with an almost unbearable inner struggle.

Men are creatures of invention and are usually determined not to accept no for an answer.

I really worked to try and be creative enough on the guitar parts so those who aren't real educated would know that there was some difficulty in doing it.

I'm always astounded at the way we automatically look at what divides and separates us. We never look at what people have in common.

I don't know if we're cutting out, but a friend made a really fascinating suggestion to me; that maybe I could go higher.

Throughout the season, I look into my players eyes to gauge feelings, confidence levels, and to establish instant trust.

Work smart. Get things done. No nonsense. Move fast.

Tell everyone what you want to do and someone will want to help you do it.

Hell is paved with good samaritans.