I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it.

Silence is the pause in me when I am near to God.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Al: So what's your strategy? Ed: I told you, a fist in his face!

If I have a great game, I don't get too high. If I have a terrible game, I don't get too low. I know that there's more to this life and we were created for more than just to play a game.

Every war has turning points and every person too.

Great persons are able to do great kindnesses.

Yeah, I think there are a lot of things about Cleveland that I miss. Los Angeles is a funny place to live.

The Western, when I do one, will be one long, continuous story.

I hate to tell you how old I am, but I reached the age of consent 75,000 consents ago.

Not only because the product wasn't a great product, but remember it took us five or six years to ship it. Then we had to sort of fix it. That was what I might call Windows 7.