I don't choose roles. I go where I'm wanted.

I wouldn't want the pressure of a Six Feet Under or the pressure of improvising like Curb Your Enthusiasm.

A lot of guys like to go to the beach and bring a crowd, but not me. I like to be alone and out there with a couple of pelicans.

I get a lot of teenagers going, 'Yo, Krueger,' and honking their horn and giving me the claw. Yeah, I'm recognized.

Kids today don't watch a black and white movie.

I have friends that are much better actors than I am that had to quit the business because they couldn't survive the auditions or the rejections, or people just didn't realize how good they were.

Most of my nightmares involve me forgetting my lines in a stage play.

The modern horror audience is wise to our tricks this lets it in on the gag.

I think superheroes today are like whistle blowers.

The last time we had Freddy in reality was part two and Freddy sort of went out on his own.

That old rock and roll song, "looking for love in all the wrong places," it's true.

Sometimes the ugliest parts of ourselves are what others love the most.

Hey, if it's a good philosophy, it works. Death is imminent. Live every day like it's your last.

Death walks among us

The Eskimos have four hundred words for snow, and the Jewshave four hundred for schmuck.

It wasn't love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.

God will use your mess for good. We see a perfect mess; God sees a perfect chance to train, test , and teach.

Let's be honest. We're not Manchester United or Arsenal, are we?

Behind every attractive room there should be a very good reason.

How dreadful knowledge of the truth can be when there's no help in truth!

So much of me is made of what I learned from you; you'll be with me like a handprint on my heart and now whatever way our stories end I know you have re-written mine by being my friend