I don't consider lacrosse a sport. To me that's just a frat activity that got out of hand.

I'm an extra dark black belt in ping pong.

I'm actually banned from the Himalayas, because I'm too good at yoga.

I do uphill skiing; I don't do downhill skiing. I think that's for nerd amateurs.

I think I've proven with my career that I can play a wide variety of characters. Yet, I still get typecast as the crazy slob guy. That's how it always works.

You jump on a bike and start peddling. You fall down and you get up again. I've always been a 'learn by doing' kind of guy.

Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up, often several shows in a night.

Tina Fey is really cool. She's so mellow and laid back.

I had not met Tina Fey before I auditioned for 30 Rock. Some people think were old friends from Second City days. I had always been a fan of Tinas. But I actually never planned on being in a sitcom.

I never got into things to be famous. Sometimes its fun, sometimes its annoying.

I like hanging out at non-showbizzy places.

Their world has changed overnight ...Even after the trial, after the verdict -- whatever it might be -- life would never be the same again.That was the truth of murder.

Define the word exist, and you'll know whether God exists.

Where there is little risk, there is little reward.

No matter how sinful one may have been, if he has devotion to Mary, it is impossible that he be lost.

It seems nobody really talks about what we do with our emotional pain. Only the ascendant perhaps, who have learned how to fully meditate or do yoga or whatever through their emotional pain.

All life on earth emanates from the green of the plant

"I would like to apologize" may sound like an apology, but it is no more an actual apology than saying "I would like to lose weight" makes you suddenly slimmer.

Everything in your world is created by what you think.

Physics Works, and I'm still alive!

Bruce was a genius, conveniently born on Christmas Eve with, according to my mother, Messiah potential.