I don't consider myself a celebrity, and I don't consider myself a star.

Tanning is tricky, because a lot of people just look orange.

Traits like humility, courage, and empathy are easily overlooked - but it's immensely important to find them in your closest relationships.

I have a bag with a toothbrush and toothpaste and all the things I might need during the day. I call the bag my trailer. Sometimes you don't have a trailer, so that's my trailer.

I believe that no matter what you do in life, if you learn the basics through theater, it will help you in everything else - problem solving, communication, discipline, all of that stuff.

Doing the right thing has power.

People's view of cancer will change when they have their own relationship with cancer, which everyone will, at some point.

That's my favorite food group: donut. I love the donut.

Comedy is a way to make sense of chaos. It's a way of dealing with things that are overwhelming, that threaten you; it's a way to survive and get closer to the truth.

I think everybody handles things very differently and you can conjecture, but until you're put in that situation, you really don't know.

My family is from the South, and I can remember all those ladies I grew up with, like my great-aunts, who had handkerchiefs. There's something sweet about them.

The path of light is the path of love.

Meditation is to be aware of what is going on: in your body, in your feelings, in your mind, and in the world.

Human" is a kind of midway creature, reflecting God into the world, and reflecting the world back to God.

She said, "Do you have more things that you need, or more that you don't need?" I said, "It depends on what it means to need.

I learned to produce whether I wanted to or not. It would be easy to say oh, I have writer's block, oh, I have to wait for my muse. I don't. Chain that muse to your desk and get the job done.

We are fools to depend upon the society of our fellow-men. Wretched as we are, powerless as we are, they will not aid us; we shall die alone.

Men and women were declared equal one morning and everybody could divorce each other by postcard

Of course you're nervous going into a final.

Look, if America - if being an American means anything, it means not having to lie under oath, not even for the president.

Hopefully standup will become special again.