I don't consider myself a cynic. I think of myself as a skeptic and a realist.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Rather blessings, after counting my misfortunes, I realized how the more blessed I am.

Not every story is true. And sometimes the things that were wicked become the things that save us, and the things that were good doom us to misery and pain.

A long time ago in a kingdom by the sea there lived a princess as tall and bright as a sunflower.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

The people of South Carolina support conservatives who are trying to push real change, and the people of South Carolina expect their presidential candidates to back them up when they show courage.

Americans need rest, but do not know it.

'Brookline' was a very small film and it was only here for a very short time and I wasn't able to catch it.

I like a lot of different kinds of music. I like strong projects, big music.

Passion is the genesis of genius.

We read books to find out who we are.