I don't consider myself an offensive guy. I am just a harmless lovable little fuzzball.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Taking care of yourself will take care of more than yourself.

When Picasso paints as a cubist, putting one tone next to another, the arrangement of planes is fine and the results very storng. But those who imitate him achieve nothing worthwhile.

The more clear you are about what you want, the more motivated and determined you will be to accomplish it.

Necessity takes impartially the highest and the lowest.

My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.

When we aren't collectively imagining hopeful futures, then the way things are going almost invariably seems negative and frightening.

Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it.

That fact is that we live in an extremely violent culture, and we all justify violence if it's for what we believe in .

We must first get over the myth that older workers can’t innovate.