I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet.

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.

Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.

Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attitudes of that time. I represent everything that's supposed to be wrong, everything that's forbidden.

It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!

Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

Lick the alphabet. It makes you appear creative, it's an easy diagram to remember, it's like "aaaaa.... beeeee.... ceeee.

Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.

Every gesture and every look he gives me takes me by surprise and causes my heart to stutter.

Saying of the ProphetStruggleThe holy warrior is he who struggles with himself.

if you get sick, America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly.

Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told.

I never tried quitting, and I never quit trying.

Boldness, and again boldness, and always boldness!

George Clooney is trying his own way but he's struggling too because he has to deal with America. Yet, if he has a foot in Europe, it's not for nothing.

Many other countries have already banned human cloning, and there are efforts at the UN to make such a ban universal.

The most important contribution management needs to make in the 21st century is ... to increase the productivity of knowledge work and the knowledge worker

It's all about the work. Nothing is going to fall into your lap.