I don't do any corporate work.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

You can't fix stupid.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!

Perfecting your character isn’t a marathon, a race, or a competition. It can only be won in stride with daily motivation.

I hold my plush monkey over the bannister and let it drop. Its eyes light up when you squeeze its kidneys as whose eyes, I suppose, would not.

I definitely come down on the spiritual side. I think very few things in life happen by chance.

You should find him because he loves you.

Rap is stress, but it pays great.

Actors don't necessarily want to be famous or rich or anything else. It's a very bad gamble if that's what you're after.

The worst injury I've ever seen in a fight was with Anderson Silva when his leg snapped in half.

Let me not follow in the clamor of the world, but walk calmly in my path.

Always work to cause your horse to follow the path of least resistance. Then place an opening for him to pass through so that the path of least resistance becomes the direction you want him to go in.

All of our dreams can come true...