I don't do jokes. The characters are my jokes.

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants.

I've always been proud of being a Marine. I won't hesitate to defend the Corps.

Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or food poisoning - it's a man or a woman without a sense of humor.

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.

I have a photographic memory; I just haven't developed it yet.

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it.

I may not be playing with a full deck but I don't need a full deck. I have four aces.

When you wear so many hats in society, you never know who you are. That's the beauty of it. Because once you find out who you are, you're screwed.

Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.

I know you can be funny without being filthy.

You don’t have to be a miser, just be wiser with your money.

The reason I don't Kill Myselfis because I know I can.

Even The Smallest Candle Burns Brighter In The Dark.

Stay away to abuse and misemploy knowledge, and neutrality with jealousy since it reflects the lack of sense.

I would like to spend the rest of my days in a place so silent–and working at a pace so slow–that I would be able to hear myself living.

The voice that breathed o'er Eden, That earliest wedding day.

A fair face without a fair soul is like a glass eye that shines and sees nothing.

When you were a tadpole and I was a fish, in the Palæozoic time And side by side in the sluggish tide, we sprawled in the ooze and slime.

I am a very impatient director.

I am a guest of the French language. My poems in French are born of my interaction with the French language, which is not the same as that of a French poet.