I don't do the mirror thing; maybe once or twice when I first started out.

I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.

I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat.

You'll get them tomorrow. You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up.

The more you perform, the more adept you get at the nuances of navigating that communal conversation.

I belong to a gym now... well, let me rephrase that: I don't belong there at all, but I go.

The blues is a hopeful music. It helps you process something rather than avoid it. It's like mourning, in essence.

I think there comes a time in any comedian's career where they can either coast or keep growing and evolving.

Comedy takes all of life and puts it through a lens of acceptance, just by the mere act of talking about it on stage in a communal setting. It's very primal and ritualistic in that sense.

Inherent in mourning is celebration. Mourning without celebration or some form of acceptance leaves you stuck.

Comedians act every night on stage, so they have great performing chops. They especially know how to play themselves, which is how we set 'Teachers Lounge' up.

Writing isn't only about a completed piece of work.It’s about the writer you’re becoming while creating.

I had sent her to four consecutive psychiatrists, and not one of them had gotten me sober.

We cannot say no to temptation without saying yes to something far better.

All I can say is, hey, if you have fun doing what you do, if you have fun playing soccer, the creativity is just going to come as time goes on.

Nothing is more beautifully and acceptably self-assertive than good singing.

Let me tell about Tennessee. If your car breaks down in Tennessee, you have just moved to Tennessee.

When people reproach us, they only increase their own failings even as they are disclaiming them.

Children's finger-painting came under the arts, but movies didn't.

I'm the oldest antique in town.

If you can't handle all the injuries and scars, choose a less demanding sport.