I don't do ups, ups defy gravity. Gravity is a law. I obey the law

If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK.

My cholesterol count has a comma.

Experience is not a means to realize the truth. Experience is the truth.

We will embarrass our descendants, just as our ancestors embarrass us. This is moral progress.

Horizontal (human-centered) grief is much less concerned with being broken and more concerned with being busted.

Happiness begins with gratitude." ~ Dr. MaryAnn Diorio

But I've never considered myself any kind of heartthrob. It sounds painful.

Why is it immoral to be paid for an act that is perfectly legal if done for free?

Marge, when I join an underground cult I expect a little support from my family.

To whom much is given, from him much will be required.

The ability to learn is older as it is also more widespread than is the ability to teach.

Never raise your hand menacingly, but only in a friendly gesture!